Rating: 8 out of 10.

It wasn’t the music they was laughing at. It was us.

When Gavin (Seamus McLean Ross) and Billy (Samuel Bottomley) take the bus from Dundee to London for an open audition, they truly believe they have the goods to make it big. It’s not until the two junior executives running the show laugh and cut them off before getting to the second verse that they realize it doesn’t matter if they do. They could have the best song ever written and the world would never hear it because Scottish doesn’t sell.

Based on the real Silibil N’ Brains con that saw Gavin Bain and Billy Boyd getting a record deal en route to an appearance on MTV and a gig opening for D12, James McAvoy’s California Schemin’ uses the former’s memoir (adapted by Archie Thomson and Elaine Gracie) to show the corruptive potential of fame. The duo practiced their American accents and re-recorded their demo to prove a political point about the industry. Then they got lost along the way.

The Milli Vanilli of it all might get you in the door since everyone loves a good con, but it’s the human-interest bits from why they felt they needed to lie to how that lie led them to lose themselves that forces you to stay. It’s ultimately why McAvoy was drawn to the script to make it his directorial debut. He saw the parallel to his own life as a poor Scottish artist from the projects pushing through industry gatekeepers and knew where to put the focus.

Bain is an executive producer and obviously integrally involved due to writing the source material, so the majority of the film is from his perspective. That doesn’t mean he’s shone in a better light, though. On the contrary, he pulls no punches insofar as admitting he’s the one who took things too far. Because the original idea was sound. Get feted, go on live TV, and expose the record company’s hypocrisy. The line between fact and fiction just blurred too much.

Boyd earns a special thanks (along with wife Mary, played by Lucy Halliday) and provides the title track that runs during the end credits. As depicted in the film, he also falls victim to the money, parties, and women. The difference, however, is that he had a life to go back to with Mary. He was able to wake up and remember that the music being real didn’t automatically mean the success was. Gavin didn’t have that. This ride became his escape. It became everything to him.

It’s a pretty tragic story as a result because it ostensibly portrays how Bain created a parasocial relationship with himself. What began as a fantasy soon became his reality in a way that prevented him from acknowledging the strings that made it so. His willingness to keep ahold of that “truth” leads him to wreck everything in potentially irrevocable ways since revealing the ruse themselves was the only road towards legitimacy. Without it, they were just liars.

McAvoy does well to balance the tones of what is a poignantly heart-breaking series of events with the inherent lunacy of the journey. The parallels in comedy and politics to Kneecap are obvious, but the additional layer of deception in California Schemin’ demands that it never forgets the human cost paid. Mary not knowing if her boyfriend was ever coming back or their manager Tessa (Rebekah Murrell) betting her career on them without knowing the truth.

But also Gavin and Billy themselves. Ross has the meatier role going from a bullied, shy kid who could barely get through his lyrics to a super confidant MC protected by his American mask to a broken soul unable to wrap his head around what’s real anymore. It’s a tragic roller coaster of emotions. That said, however, don’t sleep on Bottomley’s performance. Sometimes clarity makes things even worse because he’s forced to helplessly watch it all burn.

It’s a unique story (altered on-screen to deliver a more dramatic and intense version of the actual events, if my reading about what really happened is correct) that proves as wildly entertaining an adventure as it does a resonant cautionary tale. Because the biggest victims (beyond Tessa) are the boys. Yes, because of the strain on their friendship, but also because they blew their shot. There’s no guarantee they’d have gotten it without lying, but now they’ll never know.


Samuel Bottomley and Seamus McLean Ross in CALIFORNIA SCHEMIN’; courtesy of Magenta Light Studios.

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